Now from Hollywood, California, the whole capital of the world, the

Abu Ley brothers, creatures of the night.

Welcome Miss Fitz mutants and Miss Creans, your brand new episode of the

Abu Ley brothers, creatures of the night.

I'm joined as always by my sister in crime, Swantula, who has been very busy preparing

for our world domination tour.

Swan, we will be leaving tomorrow.

So how are the preparations looking?

Oh, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry or probably a little bit of both.

It's such an undertaking.

I mean, going on the tour is a dragon in itself to be slain and a fun one and a glamorous

one and a dark one and a twisted one.

But the first dragon that always has to be slain when you do something like this is the

preparation and packing and packing a drag tour for one performer is a feat in itself.

But packing for two, that's a magic trick.

And how about seven?

Well, I'm not packing for the other one before the two of us.

Well, not their costumes maybe, but the tracks and all the ambiance and bells and whistles

in the interactive games and all the things that we bring to the dark experience that

is the live Dracula tour show.

I don't know.

It's probably like four parts perfectly organized and controlled and probably 14 parts mass

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