So you know the big day has finally come and it's taken a lot of planning of course like the schedule coordinating and everything has been totally insania but I

Lala Lala Lala Lazania remember that song so I am like yes the food the the water with this fruit in it the fruit water

Toilet the um the napkins the toilet everything has been perfectly appointed and I can hear my

Wife's brand new Lexus pull into the driveway with the bow still on it

Mm-hmm she drove it out with the bow on that morning she said I can't cut the soft it's so heavy so big the metal bow

Mm-hmm

It had been welded on there because the the it's part of the car. It's the same material as the car

It's car material because I said like otherwise it doesn't look like it just looked wrong when I had the big ribbon

So I said you know this is part of the gift but she's and it scratched up she I think went under like an overpass and so the bows a little bit

Should not have done that

And I thank you thank you because I didn't want to say it but I am I will say I think it's fair to say I agree with my friend

Take the exit on to the highway

Go up onto the highway and then take the next exit off down go around it's a fine piece of machinery

It's Toyota's luxury shingle so I so I am now

You know I see the car, but I go whatever like I just don't want anything to spoil this moment and I go hide hide

Everybody get down and I turned down the lights and we're behind the couch and

She comes in and she's sort of like putting bags down or something and she's muttering to herself about the bow and how loud it was going into the parking garage

and and I am like sort of waiting and I go okay now and one at a time they

Collins

Rhyne heart sings they all start to stand up and and she's going what the fuck is like why are these women in my house and I go you said that you love lilies

Hmm I

Say you wanted

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