WINDY WILLIAMS

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea stands on a cliff in the blustery wind and howls out about hair salon culture, brain rot, writing, boredom, science, explosive news, therapy, love languages, Tate Larae, a brain surgeon and a friend of a friend calls in! A caller celebrates his Fourthcalliversary by negging Chelsea, educating her about basic geography, and soliciting dog custody advice.

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0:00.0	Okay, now let me see.
0:01.7	You know, here we are.
0:03.6	We're gathered together in studio, huh?
0:12.8	And, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
0:20.1	Okay. Oh, okay.
0:32.8	You've reached call, Chelsea Peretti. What's your name and topic?
0:33.7	Lily.
0:36.3	You only answered one of two questions.
0:39.0	Wait, what was the second question?
0:40.9	I'm going to play the audio for you again.
0:43.5	You've reached Carl, Chelsea Paredi. What's your name and topic?
0:47.5	Topic. Wait, spaghetti. Let's just get to it.
1:02.0	Callers today are interested in spaghetti. Wond wondering if it is a delicious treat or if carb loading can be destructive to energy levels. Listen more now.
1:08.0	You've reached Carl, Chelsea, Freddie. What's your name and topic?
1:10.0	Hey, Chelsea, how's it going?
1:12.6	I have a topic.
1:18.6	I have a topic. Summer vacations.
1:40.1	Fun.
1:40.6	Fun.
1:41.6	What are you doing?
1:45.5	God.
1:47.0	I mean, honestly, it's fun, but it's also not fun.
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