Window vs Aisle Seats

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Atsuko Okatsuka, Brodie Reed, Benjamin Harrison and J Keith van Straaten join host, Dave Holmes to settle once and for all, should you go for the aisle seat or window seat on an airplane? Team Window Seat J Keith van Straaten and Brodie Reed Team Aisle Seat Atsuko Okatsuka and Benjamin Harrison This week our contestants argue over the Manhattan Beach emoji house, talk about annoying neighbords, take a trip through time, and make up bios for weird characters. Atsuko Okatsuka wants to plug Let's Go, Atsuko! and recommends donating to 16,000 Dollars. Brodie Reed wants to plug The Dark Weeb and The Male Gaze and recommends 16,000 Dollars and Ember and His Orchestra. Benjamin Harrison wants to plug The Greatest Generation and Friendly Fire and recommends Carbface. J Keith van Straaten wants to plug Go Fact Yourself and recommends Shoshana Bean. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes. Find us on Twitter! We are @TroubledPod. You can also find us on Facebook . Call us on the official Troubled Waters hotline! Our number is 323-300-4984. Our producers will have a new prompt for you to answer and we may just use your call on the show. Don't want to pay those pesky international calling fees? Email us a voice memo! troubledwaterspod@gmail.com Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0	Hey folks, I'm Dave Holmes. This is Troubled Waters. At a time when society is undergoing massive transnational change, when deep divisions are fracturing our society, we wanted to make sure we didn't lose sight of the little shit that separates us. So this is a show for quibbles and quirks and the quotidian things that we disagree on. Every episode, we will figure out a bone of contention among our four guests that will
0:22.6	split them into teams of two.
0:24.6	Each team will then square off in a
0:26.5	pop culture battle royale to determine
0:28.4	whose dumb opinion should prevail.
0:30.7	Will this show help heal the ongoing
0:32.5	strife that is crippling society?
0:34.1	Maybe. Maybe.
0:36.1	But it will be fun. This is Troubled Waters.
0:38.9	We're going to be fun.
1:09.4	We're going to. Our first contestant hosts, Let's Go Atsuko, a woke Japanese game show, and also a podcast.
1:11.6	It's Atsuko, Okatsukauka. Oh my goodness, thank you.
1:13.6	How are you?
1:14.6	I'm great.
1:15.6	I'm so stoked to be a contestant for once.
1:17.6	I love it.
1:18.6	I love having you.
1:19.6	The last time I saw you, we were both contestants in a Spelling Bee.
1:22.6	Yes, and we both lost.
1:23.6	We both lost.
1:24.6	Yeah, so.
1:25.6	And that is bullshit.
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