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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. Friday, the 25th of October.

What, what, what, what day is that, ladies and gentlemen? Go on. What day is it? It's payday.

It's payday. Everybody jumps up and down and goes, we shall eat at the weekend.

Thank you so much, KFC, for doing a bargain bucket of 20 pieces for 599.

I think it's hot. They call it hot wings, I think. I think it's hot wings. Anyway, now yesterday

was a very good day. As you know, if you heard the program this morning, yesterday was a day.

I mean, I'll tell you how it happened, I might as well tell you how it happened in case you

missed the program. Two days ago, was it two days ago? Two days ago. My, my boss, Tom, sent me a text in the morning.

Hi, Steve. When's a good time to phone you? Well, my heart always drops when I get, I hate those

sort of texts because I always think, oh, what have I done?

Anyway, I speak to me and he said, I need to go through your audience figures.

And so I go, okay, fine.

And he goes, tomorrow, and I thought, oh, it's my day off.

This was for yesterday.

No, it wasn't. Was it yesterday? I can't remember now when it was. It was for yesterday. No, it wasn't. Was it yesterday? I can't remember now when it was.

It was for yesterday. No, because yesterday we had the meeting. So that's right. It was, it was for

yesterday. He was going to tell me the figures. And he said, can we do it at 10 o'clock? I went,

oh, no, not 10 o'clock. I haven't got any interviews. So he said, is that okay? I said, yeah, yeah, fine. Okay. So on, on yesterday, I sort of hung around after the program. I didn't have anything to do. So I sort of watched YouTube and stuff like that. And then I saw my boss and he went, oh, I've got to go and do something upstairs. I'm thinking, I'm never going to get these audience figures. And on the way down the stairs to go to the loo, I bumped into my

big boss, one of my big bosses, James, and he said, congratulations, fantastic. And I went,

because I'd heard about the LVC audience figures that were absolutely stunning and brilliant

and everybody's very happy. And so I said, is that the audience figures for

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