This episode is brought to you by Expedia and Visit Scotland.

Start your story in Scotland.

Experience the pool of wide, untamed landscapes and fresh cuisine that feels rooted in place.

Discover castles steeped in legend.

And feel the genuine warmth from locals you meet in a place that will stay with you long after you leave.

Start planning your own Scottish holiday.

Today at expedia.co.uk slash visit Scotland.

This is your latest project.

It's heavy with information, data and exactly 36 pages of waffle.

But with Acrobat Studio, you can create a PDF space,

an AI-powered workspace that turns documents into summaries and insights

and even generates reports or presentations out of it.

So you can cut through the waffle, work smarter, and save time. Do that with

Acrobat. Learn more and try it out on Adobe.com. Here's a thing. I, two things. One, if I will,

if you're over 40 and you're a woman and you smoke, I will always trust your advice because

there's no bullshit. Yeah. And I remember during the pandemic, because I was in New York, I remember, you know, we were locked in and this woman, I lived in the Upper East Side at the time in this, like, tiny, awful, horrible apartment. And the woman across the street in our early hundreds during the middle of a pandemic would come out every day and just smoke next to a tree. Living life. And just go back in. Same age as the tree. Pop a holder. If you cut, she'd have more rings. Just more. Those rings are from her ex-husband. Oh, yeah. But if you have that much knowledge, if you're over 100 and still smoking, like, tell me everything. How was the Titanic? Like, let me know everything. It was 87 years. I always love Sherry O'Terry's, a little native of Titanic. For the Oscars? It was the ship of dreams. I love Sheriotee. I love Sherryo Terry so much. We didn't get her back on. Her Barbara Walters. Oh, everything. and she's's gonna be in Scary Movie Six. I've always wanted to do a show about four smart, intelligent women. And someday, I might. It's just every, when you see her in person, is she just sitting there, you're just like, You met her? Yes, she's in the show. Oh my God. I know. a few people left in my world that I need to meet. I've met Mariah. You know, I've met a lot of really, like, you know, people that I love. I met Melissa Rivers. Yes. You know, I've met Margaret Cho. Like, it's just, I'm circling, I'm narrowing down to like the few left.

Like, there's Kathy Griffin. I haven't met Kathy yet. I feel like I saw her. I would cry. Yeah. And Sherry or Terry. Sherry Terry. I asked Sherry or Terry to officiate our wedding. Did she? No, because she was like, you know, I would, but I have to. I tell you why. Could you imagine? Yes, I could.

I would be like, can I pay you extra

to do it as Barbara Walters?

She was like, I have to... I'll tell you why. Could you imagine? Yes, I could. I would be like, can I pay you extra to do with Barbara Walters? She was like, I have to go film Scary Movie 6, and I was like, that's fair enough. Fair enough. You don't need to be here. Who's the one that you want to meet that's still marching this earth? That's still marching this earth? I mean... Or crawling. I mean, half of them aren't crawling. Popstar comic or like anything? Like, I met Martin Short and that almost killed me. Oh, my God. Oh, there's too many. Mine are old dead. Well, Joan would have been... Oh, no. I met her, so that was good. I'm so jealous. Like, that was fantastic when I was at E and she was like walking back, not when I was on ecstasy, but the network. But could be both. Yeah. And she was just like, and I went to her house. That was crazy. Have we become that, by the way? Are we those two old queens? Yes. In our wicker. In our home in Florida, discussing the old days. I went wine tasting this weekend. Yeah, it's there. You're there. What does that mean wine tasting? Just drinking a bunch of alcohol and then being a member. I remember. Yeah. They were like, what? The wine club.

They're like, we'll send you eight boxes.

I'm like, I'm in.

...