I hope you brought some butt cream in your purse with you, because you're about to get spanked by Nigel who's on the phone to play you from Seattle.

Well, I usually bring a paddle for that. Nigel is 2-0 against you. Isn't that right Nigel?

Yes, sir.

You got that fancy name Nigel, you know? Yeah, cold hands. So when he spanks you, you really feel it.

This is starting to get weird for me. I'm a married woman.

Nigel, are you uncomfortable too? Or is it just me?

I think it's just you, bro. I think you might be a little nervous.

You should be nervous, bro.

Don't get that cream ready. I'm sending you out of the studio and all that happens.

Just leave. Get out of here.

Nigel, you know the game's played. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

If you don't know and you could say pass, but you have to beat Brooke out right to win, are you ready?

I'm ready.

Here we go. Your time starts now.

The rider cup begins today. Team Europe and Team USA will battle it out in what sport?

Ride a cup, golf.

What's the name of our current first lady?

I don't know. Pass.

In which Chinese city would you find Tiananmen Square?

Beijing.

Alfred Nobel, the man behind the Nobel Peace Prize, invented what?

Gold medals.

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