Willy Brain Bryan

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? The Bachelor making us cry Tv hugs The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter Casinos aren’t in the business of losing The Shohei Break Shohei Ohtani Betting Krissy’s the ultimate Playa Bryan’s billion dollar idea Getting hoodwinked Willy Brain Bryan Who is in charge of commercial statistics? Pre-washing LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	All you ladies, pop your pussy like this.
0:03.0	I ain't popping my pussy anymore.
0:05.0	It's been popped for years.
0:07.4	No old pussy popping here.
0:09.7	What?
0:10.8	What?
0:11.7	That's the truth.
0:16.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:20.0	So my little mouse brain decides to pick the smaller one
0:23.3	willy brain i'd to pick the one with more fluid ounces my willy brain that's right
0:27.1	one of our listeners cadence says why is everything that brian names have to do with a dick yeah
0:33.1	i don't know i honestly don't have just turned out that way maybe i'm repressed or something i don't know. I honestly don't. It just turned out that way. Maybe I'm repressed or something.
0:38.6	I don't know.
0:40.9	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:50.3	Oh, yeah, cats and kids.
0:51.3	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:52.8	I'm Brian Green.
0:53.6	This is the sexy nude chef of this show. Chris and Joy, hudely best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, I'm Cassiekins. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the sexy nude chef of this show. Chris and Joy, hopefully best to you, Chrissy. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. All righty, righty, right. Don't mind it by dude. I keep getting older. They stay the same age. Oh, Matt McSee. Oh, good old Matthew McConaughey. Why is an E in jail for that one line? Who's canceling that guy? That line did not age well. Did not age well. But it was a different time back in the early 90s and then in the 70s. And they were already portraying a different time. Yeah, they were portraying the 70s. What a movie, man. God damn, did we watch the shit out of that movie?
1:29.6	What is that called?
1:30.6	I didn't even remember what it's called.
1:31.6	Fast Times at Ridgemont.
1:32.7	Hi.
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