He's crazy. It's the Zach Sang Show.

Hi, beautiful human. I'm Zach. That's Stanley. Welcome to the studio for the first time ever. Willow Avalon.

Yo! Hey! Hey! So, in your count of 200 where you grew up, is there a target? Is there a Walmart?

Oh, God, no. We got one stop sign. I fibbed in my recent single where I said we have a stoplight, but we've got a biker bar that doesn't

allow women, and then a church, and then a liquor store, but the liquor store got run out by the church.

So that's it.

Explain that to me. No target. What do you mean the liquor store got run out by the church?

Let's just say, you know, certain people in the community had a little problem and the you know the lord nipped that in the butt and that's fine

so it's yeah and what happens if a woman tries to go to the all-male biker bar see i wasn't as

like passionately fiercely like myself back when i lived there i was like you know 12 but um i don't know

it just has a big sign on it says no women allowed But I want to buy it and I want to make it an only women's bar and say no men allowed on it. And I'm working on it because you can buy things there for like $50. So I'm getting closer there.

Honestly, if you need an investor in that, you give me a ring. I'll give you a ring. I got 25 right now. You put up the other half.

Yes. Easy. You just

got to run it. Yeah? Yeah, that's it. By the way, you should do that.

That's my goal. It's cool. I'm actually really,

really excited about it.

It's the proper statement. By the way, we do haven't, like, we're calling this an EP, right? Yeah, I guess.

I don't know anything that's happening ever.

So I think so.

I just make the songs, and then, like, the suits are like, this is what it's called.

I'm like, cool.

I don't know.

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