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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Willow (1988)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

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Film Reviews, 80s, Shermerhighschool, Sixteencandles, Movies, Tv & Film, Weirdscience, Breakfastclub, Vcr, Johnhughes, Vhs, 90s, Classicmovies

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

"Willow" might be the saddest movie of all time, because what's sadder than wasted potential? How do you combine George Lucas, Ron Howard, Val Kilmer, a fantasy universe and a massive budget to create absolute crap?

Start with casting actors strictly based on their height. Next, add recycled plot lines from "Star Wars." And finally, sprinkle the top with talking animals, absurd accents, nonsensical action scenes and the cheesiest villains in movie history.

This is all Gene's fault.

The Wilhelm Scream Explained: https://youtu.be/SzITADosISk


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0:00.0

I thought cuckholded was your wife is cheated on you while you're in the same room.

0:05.3

No. Isn't that the same thing? Go read some Shakespeare. You've just got your definition of

0:10.0

cuckold from porn, Raj. From Razzers.com.

0:14.0

Yeah, it's, a cuckold is just anybody who's cheated on.

0:17.0

Remember when we first met John McLean,

0:20.0

Argyll picked him up from the plane,

0:22.0

and took him down to Nacatomi Tower at the Christmas

0:26.2

Party and the terrorists were overzealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis and with a little help from Allen

0:35.3

John McClay

0:35.8

Welcome back to Shatt the Movies, the Podcasts where we answer the question

0:39.0

were the movies we love and growing up really that good.

0:41.3

Have you ever caught yourself thinking why don't they make

0:43.1

movies like they used to? Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching

0:46.3

for the perfect movie Rental at Blockbuster video? Do you even remember what

0:49.6

blockbuster video was? Have you answered yes and this is the podcast for you? I am one of your three

0:54.7

co-host, Roger Roper and alongside me are my two co-host, Big DeDee Kiebert.

0:59.4

I don't know if this is a good evening.

1:03.0

And Gene Lyons, don't call me a peck.

1:06.0

And each week we take a look back in time to decide if our favorite films from our childhood still hold up.

1:11.0

Each week the audience selects from four movie choices that we then break out from our

1:15.0

vieces, v hieces, race car taper winders and watch the movie that's highly the highest number of votes.

1:20.0

We appreciate you guys listening.

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