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A New Untold Story

William Taft - A New Untold Story: Ep. 492

A New Untold Story

Barstool Sports

Improv, Comedy

4.96.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, a new untold story listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. Dude, my hunger lately has been off cards. I'm like waking up in the middle of the night. It's good. Metabolism. I've been having hot lemon water in the mornings. It's one of the best decisions I've ever made. Gial salt to it. Really? For the electrolytes.

0:21.0

Okay.

0:21.4

Yeah.

0:21.8

But like a pinch so you wouldn't really taste it.

0:24.7

That's what you're supposed to do when you're fasting.

0:26.1

I got to hit one of those, I think.

0:27.3

I've also been doing one spoonful of, like, this natural yogurt's fucking disgusting.

0:30.9

Dude, choke it down.

0:31.8

Apparently yogurt's insane.

0:33.1

Yeah.

0:34.5

Oh, shit. Like it makes you live forever. There's some Turkish women. No, dude, apparently yoga's insane. Like every woman that turns like 110, they're like, what's your secret? And they're just like, it's always like Dr. Pepper. This is, apparently this Turkish woman, her secret was eat a lot of yogurt. But the fucked up thing is that- I don't want to live that long. They're always women. That's just like if you're a woman you live longer. That's it if you're a tiny woman. You're a tiny woman, yeah.

0:57.3

You lived forever. up thinking that I don't want to live that long. They're always women. That's just like if you're a woman, you live longer.

0:54.9

That's it. If you're a tiny woman. You're a tiny woman, yeah. You lived forever, but not us.

0:59.0

It's a giant Macedon, man.

1:01.0

There's no correlation between health and, like, being a centenarian.

1:04.7

It's all just genetically.

1:06.5

It's luck.

1:07.1

I don't know what a centennial it is.

1:08.2

Like, 100 plus.

1:09.3

Like, the people who live super long?

1:10.7

Octogenarian?

1:11.4

Or whatever that is.

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