William Shatner | Club Random w/Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Bill and William Shatner comically riff on the last acceptable prejudice, the spectrum of human sexuality, bad crowds in comedy, the making of Religulous, and the origin of the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some people don't get married because they don't like girls at all and some people don't get married because they like them all a lot.
0:08.0	Have you ever had a homosexual?
0:13.2	No, why are you?
0:16.4	But it's early.
0:18.8	Welcome to Club Random with Bill Maher.
0:22.2	Tonight, William Shatner.
0:25.0	Hello!
0:26.0	I can't believe it.
0:28.0	I'm going to get out of this chair.
0:29.0	You're not getting anywhere.
0:30.0	I'm going to get right in your chair like a ventrilly,
0:32.8	with a dummy, we're going to do an act.
0:34.8	Look at that, you've been working out.
0:36.8	Hey, I don't know what you think this club random is.
0:40.3	Well, I'm behind a post.
0:41.6	Look, look where I am. I'm behind a post, look, look where I am.
0:43.0	I'm behind a post, and I got a white light,
0:45.0	and I'm looking for dancing girls, there's nobody here.
0:47.0	No, this is a ventriloquist.
0:50.0	You stick your hand up my ass, and then I insult the audience. I am so flattered you're here.
0:58.0	Thank you. I can't believe you are at my club random.'m really I'm tickled it is so old but if we
1:07.3	we basically just made what I've been partying in for 20 years.
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