William of Ockham Was a Drag Queen
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2023
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
You heard me right folks. I'm going after the philosophers now. Patrick joins a yacht club, we fight about Chuck E. Cheese, talk about Disney adults, then we segue into a topic about the Mario movie and people's flawed expectations of media. Finally, a critique of the Marxism inherent in the transgender movement. Hope you enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Are you familiar with the series of unfortunate events? |
| 0:06.1 | Not my life, the book series. |
| 0:08.2 | Oh. |
| 0:08.7 | Yes. |
| 0:09.2 | Are you familiar with kind of the gimmick in that book? |
| 0:12.9 | Yes, the fact that it's written by Lemony Snicket. |
| 0:17.8 | Yes, which is a name that makes me hungry every time I hear it. |
| 0:20.7 | No, the gimmick in the book is the volunteer fire department, the VFD, and it was split into |
| 0:29.3 | the people, the ambiguity of the volunteer fire department is that, are they the ones |
| 0:35.5 | who put out fires or start fires voluntarily? |
| 0:38.0 | It's kind of a goofy thing. |
| 0:40.3 | And I was like, what a funny concept. |
| 0:42.3 | That'd be hilarious if that existed in real life. |
| 0:44.3 | And then I realized it does. |
| 0:45.6 | It's the FBI. |
| 0:46.2 | I know. Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast with its own FBI handler. |
| 1:02.7 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:04.3 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:05.4 | You see those reports that came out about how the FBI looks at words that people tweet, |
| 1:09.6 | like, baste and red-pilled and puts them on a list. |
| 1:15.5 | There's no way that's true. |
| 1:16.9 | That's 100% true. |
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