William Montgomery

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Today on Unlicensed Therapy I am joined by comedian William Montgomery. William is most famously known for his role on the Kill Tony podcast and is now in the works of creating his own podcast. On this episode, William and I share soul-crushing experiences in college caused by not students, but professors. After Dr. Marler states that William is simply not cut out for History, he is crushed and eventually drops out of grad school killing his teaching career before it even started. The silver lining for William was learning that he never even loved history all that much and was soon able to discover, and rediscover, his true interests, like comedy and poetry… and Herbie the Lovebug.

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0:00.0	I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life than the average person, Ari.
0:18.0	I don't know why anybody would listen to this.
0:20.4	I know I won't, Ari. I don't know why anybody would listen to this. I know I won't.
0:24.3	Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.
0:31.8	You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?
0:39.3	It doesn't make any sense, Ari.
0:40.7	This is a horrible idea.
0:42.7	You're listening to Unlicensed.
0:44.7	Unlicensed.
0:45.9	Unlicensed.
0:46.3	Unlicensed.
0:46.3	Unlicensed therapy with Ari Minis.
0:49.0	R.E. Minus.
0:53.1	Does anyone ever told you that before? No. You look good. Good, man.
0:56.2	Has anyone ever told you that before?
0:57.6	No.
0:58.5	You look good.
1:03.5	I mean it, but I also had a feeling no one ever told you that before.
1:05.0	Yeah, not at all. And I wanted to be the first.
1:05.7	You look good.
1:07.5	You look nice.
1:13.6	I'm the first to say it. Yeah I mean I think probably my mom and dad
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