Will You Be My Work Wife? | Reading Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 11 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Something about these coworkers is just not working. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

0:00 Intro
3:16 I added "The Celery Man" to my friend's resume https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102do1p/tifu_by_adding_the_celery_man_to_the_name_of_my/
11:53 Sponsor
13:13 I "stole" my coworker's dream honeymoon https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1932hmu/aita_for_stealing_my_coworkers_dream_honeymoon/
23:53 I invented a coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk/comments/gwuij8/i_invented_a_coworker/
30:44 I refused to help my coworker paint his new house https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1q7ne2z/aita_for_refusing_to_help_my_coworker_paint_his/
39:47 I demanded my fiance tell my coworkers he will not be renewing his vows with his "work wife" https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/giwpt6/aita_for_demanding_my_fianc%C3%A9_tell_his_coworkers/
52:00 I didn't pay for my coworker's lunch https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1dc6dza/aitah_for_not_paying_for_my_coworkers_lunch/
1:00:57 Farted on my stupid coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1p2ngam/farted_on_my_stupid_coworker/

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories.
0:03.0	I'm Shane, and today's theme is co-workers.
0:07.1	And I actually am genuinely joined by two of my coworkers.
0:10.8	What?
0:11.4	I get to actually, like, not be a lie for one of these.
0:14.4	Not be a lie.
0:15.8	But...
0:16.4	Not be a lie.
0:17.1	Well, it's like sometimes...
0:18.7	I say silly ones all the time, but you are both legitimately my co-workers. And today's episode, my fidget will be my head phone. Oh. Look at you. You look like you can tell us, like, to. Welcome back to 101.1.1. The mix. The mix. You would be a really good radio DJ, I feel like. That is so nice, Shane. Yeah, you kill it. Smosh Radio. Is that our next big venture? Whoa, Smosh Radio. We're going to go to radio. You know, we've been doing YouTube. Okay, dropout went to cable, so we go to radio. Okay. Actually, it would be fun to have a radio show. It would be so fun. It would be cool.
0:55.1	Even if it's like a station on Spotify, it's like you just turn us on and we're live, like, talking to you in the mornings. I love it. It was like a local station to just like one random town. That's awesome. With like a population of 2000. We can do it to Oxnard. Yeah? Yes. Oxnard radio. Hard radio.
1:11.1	Anyways, you're both my co-workers.
1:13.8	Yeah, and you're love Oxnard Radio. Uh, anyways, you're both my coworkers.
1:13.8	Yeah, and you're our co-worker too.
1:15.7	Yeah.
1:16.6	So.
1:17.4	But, yes, that's how that works.
1:20.2	You're not special.
1:21.0	You're not special.
1:21.7	Okay, cool.
1:24.3	Um, I'm assuming we're going to get a bunch of bullshit co-worker stories today.
1:29.2	I've only worked, as people know, on sets and then at Smosh.
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