3.8 • 678 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2021
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:32.5 | Maybe you're the first gay bachelor and we don't even know. |
0:38.9 | Put that in your promo. |
0:39.9 | See you later. |
0:44.6 | Hi, I'm Madison Malone Kircher. |
0:47.9 | And I'm Rachel Hampton. And you're listening to I see why am I. |
0:49.1 | In case you missed it. |
0:51.2 | Slate's podcast about internet culture. |
0:57.0 | Okay, so apparently there's a run on ketchup packets and this is how we become millionaires. I mean, people are investing in NFTs. |
0:59.0 | They're investing in Bitcoin. They're investing in GameStop, stock. |
1:03.0 | Say that three times fast. |
1:05.0 | Game stock, stock, game stock, stock, game stonk, shit. |
1:09.0 | I think A, ketchup packets is easier to say and B, easier. Stop stock, game stonk shit. |
1:15.5 | I think A, ketchup packets is easier to say and B, easier to acquire. |
1:18.8 | I think I got like five in the delivery I ordered last night. |
1:29.9 | Per the Wall Street Journal, there is a shortage of ketchup packets, like individually wrapped take-out ketchup packets, and people are flipping packets on eBay. |
1:32.0 | This is our moment. |
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