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The Valenti Show

Will The Lions Win Tonight Against The Cowboys?

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The guys wonder how the Lions will win tonight if they indeed beat the Cowboys.

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season tonight. And it's not that we have a special guest at 3 o'clock. Thurman

0:04.5

Merman will be joining us. Grumble. You know Thurman Mervyn Mervis. Right. No, I'll just say grumble. People have to look up Thurman Merman. That was a hint. T.J.'s acting debut was electric. He'll join us, but it's really because RICO has decided of all things he could wear to the party today.

0:22.0

He has chosen the Ballyhooed, almost universal. join us but it's really because riko has decided of all things he could wear to the party today

0:21.6

he has chosen the bally hood almost unicorn clothing piece of item as his founders quarter zip yes

0:28.9

he is crested today because it's founders day so i don't give a damn that thing is the most

0:35.9

uppity thing i've ever seen in my life i'm

0:38.2

mad it's a quarter it's a crested you look like jim nance so you can just stop you know what

0:44.8

when we're done mike i'll i'll hand you this stylus you've earned it the tie means a lot to me

0:50.6

so here's what we're going to do before thurman-Merman joins us at three. Rico has completely disarmed the best

0:58.4

confidence I have for this game tonight. And that is a sign of

1:02.5

someone who understands the art of debate. So I want you to

1:06.4

lay this out for people. Okay. Because you have disarmed me. You've

1:09.9

taken my bat. I'm Buzz Lightyear minus the battery pack now. I'm done. That's the biggest confidence I had is what you've taken away. So lay it out for the people in your crested Philip Banks blazer. Here's how I see it. No, no, no. Here's how I see it. This is a big game. Everybody's been talking about this game all week long.

1:29.4

Dallas in town.

1:31.3

Lions fans, you know what's at stake.

1:33.7

You have to win this game just to keep pace.

1:36.6

Because even if you win this game, you're still not in the playoff race.

1:40.4

But I want Lions fans to sell me this pen. Tell me why the Lions win this game tonight.

1:49.8

But here is your caveat. You can't use this phrase, Dan Campbell doesn't lose two games in a row.

1:57.1

Damn it. Tell me tangible reasons of why the Lions win this game.

2:03.8

248, 539-9-7-97.

2:07.0

Or do you simply believe they're not going to win?

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