Welcome, welcome welcome to armchair expert experts on expert. I'm Dan Rathers. I'm joined by the Duchess of

Duluth and the King of Kiwis. King of Kiwis is great. It's great, the King of Kiwis. Let me pitch you guys a new, I know you're not supposed to give

yourself nicknames. It's kind of gross. Well you have Boulder. I guess I have a long history of it, so why stop now? You know Howard Stern named himself the King of

all Media? Oh, he named himself that? Oh, that's been a thing for 30 years. He's the King of

all media. And there was a period where it was kind of a joke, but then he really did end up being the King of All Media. And there was a period where it was kind of a joke,

but then he really did end up being the King of All Media.

So it kind of also self-fulfilling prophecy.

So I was thinking, what could I call myself the King of?

Because it's such an exciting title title as you just found out king of

keyweese king of conveyance I think it works it's got a ring to it king of

conveyance so if you want to go somewhere in a boat, I'm your guy, a motorcycle, a car,

any kind of Conveyance, I'm the King of Conveyance. I like that because that's also a

expensive word. Conveyance? And do you have a good vocabulary? Oh, thank you. So I guess, yeah, implicit in there is, he's a word file. You weren't confused by conveyance. No, a little, for a second second I had it's fun being conveyed by you. Oh thank you

thank you David scary and fun that nice sweet mix.

Wakes you up. Okay this is a ding dingding-ding-ding for a future two-part flightless bird that has to do with conveyance.

Mm-hmm. When it's fancy, finish this chewy bagel.

Mm-hmm.

Montreal.

So chewy.

You have to say that's the operative word in describing these bagels.

Have you had them, David? I've had, I think I've had it,

when I rub. Yeah, I think you had it once. I don't mean to make a bit out of your

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