Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekender. It's our preview of some of the biggest matchups this weekend, including Liverpool's Clash with Man City, some big action in the Bundesliga, Le Classique in France, and much, much more, much more including a quiz.

My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, it's the Quizmaster extraordinaire, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Are you recovered from your AFC Wimbledon loss? I do apologize. I thought I would tailor that to you. And then I realized, of course, no one knows esoteric history from like the 1910s about their club. I credit you because I very much enjoyed that quiz.

I thought you gave me a half point for being within two minutes of the substitute question you gave me from a game 40 years ago, but hey. I mean, I thought you were a fan, is my response. Got to keep high standards around here. You do indeed, you do indeed. That's why we've got you, Gary Muthman. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I wasn't immediately sure what Taylor was talking about,

AFC Wimbledon lost,

and so I looked at your, That's why we've got you, Graham Mutherland. Hello. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I wasn't immediately sure what Taylor was talking about.

AFC Wimbledon lost, and so I looked at your actual results.

Ryan, what happened? Last time we were talked about AFC Wimbledon was promotion not...

Genuinely, what happened? We've not checked in on Wimburs for a while.

We've been really, really bad, Graham. We do have a similar pattern most seasons where we start really strong when you think things are going to be great and then we fall off a cliff. We set our best player. We get lots of injuries. We beat Port Vale last week, the worst team in the league. So we're not the worst team in the league anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Teams in this league. Yeah.

Have you considered Ryan getting a couple of really wealthy, like, media people to come and own your club and make a show about it and try to get you the way?

You do a documentary, find a Marvel person and a comedy person, put them together,

and then tell everyone that is authentic and genuine

while taking VC money,

and then spend all the money and get to the Premier League.

Pure profit.

We call it, welcome to Wimbledon with Jeremy Renner, the best Avenger.

Certainly the most important one.

I mean, they can't get by without his shooting eras.

And the waitress from Always Sunny, the best character. The waitress? Yes, yes. I'm into it, Graham. I'm sure the board will approve this straight away. Hello, Joe Lowry, by the way. Hey, I'm just coming out with great ideas one after the next. Disney, if you want to talk about this, like this feels like maybe something you could do, I'd be more than happy to. Anytime you want to chat, I'll chat with your new CEO, the Disney Disneyland Guide, we'll be christened.

Oh, the Parks guy. Got CEO. Yeah, Markle got the big job. Congrats. Sorry, I'm the only one who's actually, yeah. Yeah, I knew you'd like that. But it's excited about that. Yeah, it sounds like Joe's getting EP on this new show, this work of the Oluvenan show. Congrats, Joe. Congrats. It's all falling into place.

Very good.

All right.

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