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🗓️ 28 March 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Biden the gaffe machine. Will Smith assaults Chris Rock. More into Hunter Biden. Trump tramples Ketanji. Musk challenges Putin. Adams cracks down in NYC.
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0:00.0 | Music |
0:30.0 | How you doing with the anything happening at the Oscar-Lath nitrogen |
0:42.6 | theater show? Oh, what's going on? I'll get to that nonsense in a few minutes. |
0:48.9 | Jesus Christ, I can't wait to get off the planet Earth. Anyways, I want to thank |
0:53.9 | you for coming out this weekend, you people who did to Dallas on Friday night and |
1:02.0 | then Fort Worth, a much better turnout in Fort Worth, but we didn't do the |
1:07.4 | marketing, I was told by some of my people under me that we should have done. |
1:12.4 | Even though I get up and I flew in early to do Crouter and also did |
1:18.1 | morning radio, but we didn't promote like the past couple of months we usually have |
1:23.2 | shit on today didn't happen. So don't fucking blame me. Okay. Anyways, but God |
1:32.3 | damn they love me. Three, I got three partial standing hours out of four shows |
1:36.6 | and I was having a ball. Let me tell you, I'm too late in my career. I don't |
1:41.2 | like I told you, I don't have a club that I can go to every night, work shit out. |
1:44.4 | All right, but I'm funny enough to go off the top of my fucking, I can do that for |
1:48.4 | two hours if you want me to. People kind of poo poo on and even though that's the |
1:52.5 | purest form of stand up there is because that's a people do they do an act to |
1:58.0 | make it look like it's coming off the top of the head every night. But like Lenny |
2:01.8 | Bruce said he used to hate to do a joke more than once and it became a bit, but |
2:06.2 | it's hard to do. I mean, you got to do a blend. You got to have some proven |
2:10.4 | shit because if you go out and try to winger for an hour, you got to not, you |
2:14.4 | could die it miserable. That wasn't an edit me coughing. Anyhow, yes, it was |
2:22.0 | meeting the people after and here's what I love. They thank me as much as they |
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