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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Will Hines, Gilli Nissim, Dhruv Uday Singh, Kale Hills, Heather Woodward

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Marriage Money - Will Hines, Gilli Nissim, Dhruv Uday Singh, Kale Hills, and Heather Woodward join Matt Besser for an unprecedented improv6humans! We’ll see what it’s like when J.K. Simmons walks into the OZ writers room, find out what exactly is marriage money, and hear some personal stories from the Nerf injury ward. Plus, we explore what can go wrong when a city installs walking flags for crossing the street in another edition of The Mope Report. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:24.8

I did hear something there. Are we recording already?

0:28.5

Oh, this is on the record, my friend. I heard something about JK Simmons from someone

0:36.8

who... Oh, in real life, that he's creative. That he... It's not that distinct from his

0:42.0

personality. Someone who worked on a show that he was on said that he walked into the writer's room

0:46.0

and threw a chair because he didn't like a line of dialogue. On a state farm commercial?

0:51.1

Yeah. Well, if it was on Oz, once again, I'd say that's okay. Those writers should be able to

0:59.2

take a chair. They're put in... They're put in Spider-Man. Yeah, if you write for Oz, it's like,

1:04.2

hey, man, you signed up for this. No, I just write for the show. I shouldn't get like...

1:08.1

Honestly, I shouldn't get like... Because cut to... I'm JK walking to Oz's

1:13.2

writer's room. Can I come in here for a second? Oh, yeah, hey, hey, hey, come on in.

1:18.2

Yeah, I know I can. I was kidding. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're just talking over the season arc

1:24.0

for the season. Figure it out. Who's going to get raped in the ass?

1:28.8

I mean, it's more than that. There's... Yeah. It is? Because that's what sticks with people.

1:34.8

No, I don't... Oh, you know, tell me. Well, you walked down the street and the people

1:38.7

talked to you because they recognized the writers. No, nobody raped in the ass. Nobody recognized

1:43.0

HBO? No, nobody recognized me for that JK, but we're just think that some of the characters...

1:48.0

We think there might be some unlikely friendships. Blake was saying he thought that maybe we could

1:52.9

introduce sort of like some very like milk toasty accountant who gets in there, and maybe we

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