Will found a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt
Crash On My Couch
Kast Media
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Arden and Will discover many things in this episode. How much a Komodo dragon weighs, what Wills favorite Simpsons movie is, and a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello, guys. |
| 0:14.4 | That's my audition for Krusty the Clown live action series, even though Cressy doesn't sound like that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's do it together. Okay, ready? What, Crested the Cline together? No, no. Well, hey, guys. Okay. Three, two, one. Well, hey, guys. I'm Martin. And I'm Will. And I'm Crassy the Clown. |
| 0:38.1 | And you're listening to Crash on my couch. |
| 0:42.3 | Come on. |
| 0:43.0 | You're listening to Crash on My Couch. |
| 0:44.3 | Yes, you are. |
| 0:45.1 | You chose to do this. |
| 0:46.7 | We didn't make you. |
| 0:48.1 | What did you make it? |
| 0:49.1 | I'm just setting up excitations. |
| 0:51.2 | They chose to listen to this. |
| 0:52.5 | Oh. |
| 1:00.2 | Oh, God. Okay. Um, hello. So happy to be here. |
| 1:04.5 | You happy to be here, Will? I'm so, I'm so happy. Ecstatic even. I'm ecstatic even. I'm ecstatic. |
| 1:10.2 | Wow. We started with a crushing. I'm glowing. Glowing. Yeah, we, we've been on like a Simpsons hype because Arden didn't ever really watch the Simpsons. |
| 1:13.6 | No, it was, it was like one of those weird things growing up in Arkansas where like it was, I personally now that I'm thinking about it and because I've watched a bunch of episodes, it is sort of a liberal leaning cartoon. |
| 1:27.2 | And maybe that was part of the reason why I wasn't allowed to listen to it. It feels like it is. But also I feel, no, it definitely is. But I feel like also. And I was raised very conservatively. So that might be part of it. But also I think they said like ass a couple times. And I was like, you know, six or seven when it was coming out. Apparently ass was like too far. The thing that I don't, the thing that I miss when I was younger is all the adult jokes. Like, it's funny rewatching it because I could, I could look at it. I can look at it now and like understand what they're getting at. But as a kid, I would just kind of ignore it. I'd be like, oh yeah.. That's funny. It's got a good co-viewing thing going for it. That's why the first 10 seasons was so good. Yeah. Oh, Conan's writing on it. Yeah, they apply to so many different people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so good. I don't know how we, well, no, I do know how we got on that okay okay okay okay real quick rapid |
| 2:18.4 | fire favorite episode of the simpsons you can't think about it too hard just say it favorite episode |
| 2:22.5 | of the sims favorite one just go you have to say you just have to say um i don't want you to think |
| 2:26.6 | too hard about it uh it's so hard oh he's already thinking too hard about it it is because there's just |
| 2:33.1 | i've seen so many. |
| 2:53.6 | So it's like, I'm going from my brain now, trying to think of all of them. We've been on season like six and season six has some really good episodes. Like it has, I think season six has the Hank Scorpio one, which is the one I really like. I think that's your favorite because you get them, you laugh the most at that episode of, okay, if you're like quantifying what makes a good or qualifying what makes a good |
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