I've got to go straight in it. He's got a pet of peace straight away.

On the bus, mate.

Who me?

You're doing a wee story.

Well, it's not just on the bus, it's people.

People in general, I've been going to games at the weekend and that, and then with my eldest, and then we normally get a train, and bus to the train,

and then last week I was on the bus, and it's bad enough,

but somebody sat beside me and opened a pot noodle and started eating it on the bus.

The noise, which I can't handle the noise people, and the smell.

Where was that? No, noisy. It was bad. What was your dad doing in Edinburgh?

That's something we've had to be doing it. What kind of pot in though? Can I just ask?

Smelt like tomato or something. Oh, that's just as well. But I couldn't believe it.

I'm really there smells of certain foods on that on buses. It's usually the, I'll tell the worst one I see the be Frisaders, you get for Tesco.

They're the farts, isn't they?

They're the worst smell I've ever smelt.

They didn't even think they smell it, ain't they?

No, they do smell, mate.

They're the worst things I've ever smelled.

He's getting in the coffee, aren't he? Camden up inside the hand in for now.

What about you? You've got one?

Aye, so this coach said to me, so I can't even take credit for it, but it's a belter.

I think this is one of them that if it's in your household, you can fully go with it.

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