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The Jimmy Dorsho!

Hey, hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

I, Jimmy, it's Bernie Sanders.

Oh, hi, Senator Sanders. Hey, how was the, how was the

impeachment part two going? You know, you know, you don't

have to talk about that bullshit.

Hey, you know, you know, I mean, what do you want from me?

His lawyer's a truck with a dice. His entire case is a shonda.

He's going to get acquitted and everybody knows it,

especially a senator. Yeah. The whole thing is a goddamn circus.

Yes, right. There should be people selling crack a jack and animal crack.

It's up to the nose. No, fuck. Yes.

But there's other shit going on. Oh, like, the impeachment is a side show.

The Senate also has other business to attend to.

In the spirit of walking and chewing gum and not actually

accomplishing anything at the same time. You have a big committee hearing today, right?

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Let's cut the chase.

Nira Tandon is appearing before my committee that I chair

as part of a confirmation process for a nominee.

Yeah, that's right. And everyone is making hay over.

Yeah. What is Bernie going to ask Nira?

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