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The Disney Lullaby playlist. Listen now. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest look at the summer transfer window

which closes up this Monday.

Today we're discussing a player who wants away from Man United

in a story we're calling Cobby Beef.

I'm calling it that anyway.

We're asking if Chelsea are firmly in for Furman

Lopez and we'll see if Tottenham will sail to high seas for Morgan Rogers. Yarr. I'm very proud of Cobby Beef there. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, your friend of mine, Taylor Rockall. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. I thought you were going a different direction with the player desperate to leave Manchester United in a story we're calling a weekday. Because that feels like a pretty common thing these days, I gotta say.

There's a little bit of discussion to beday because that feels like a pretty common thing these days i gotta

say there's a little bit of discussion to be had around that particular club i would say today did

something happen well um a guy sat and didn't watch some penalties and played with some magnets

we can talk about that i can't tell if that's like sad or hilarious or both but man that image of bruno for people who haven't seen it excuse me rubin that image of Bruno for people who haven't seen it, excuse me, Ruben and Emmerim, for people who haven't seen it, of him like adjusting his tactics board, it really does come across as like, it was supposed to go this way. If only they had gone according to the pegs on my metal board. But it didn't, alas for him. He's like insane clown posse. He doesn't understand the magnets.

That's what the issue is here, Taylor.

Joe Larry's here.

Hello, Joe.

That's a solid joke, Ryan. I'm sorry. That no one else is into insane clowns. It's so good, Ryan, that you give that to Taylor, because to be honest, I have no clue what you just said. Like I would have nothing to give back to you.

So I'm just going to say, thank you for introducing me second and not first and not talking to me about insane clowns. I had you down as a juggler. That's a shame, Joe. Never mind. Yes, and that was very funny. Great Rubman. Hello. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I enjoyed Jacobi Menu joke. That's nominative determinism and action, isn't it? Manu, Manu, it's like Arson Venger. That's the only reason he got the Arsenal job, I think,

because... Menu joke. That's nominative determinism and action, isn't it? Menu.

It's like Arsengar. That's the only reason he got the Arsenal job, I think, because Ars is in his name, I guess, and it's in Arsenal. That's how it worked for Kobe Menu, right? Yes. Thanks. Yes, and? Yes, and that was very good. Congratulations. We've got lots to talk about today, including but not limited to Man United, of course,

the transfer window, just a few days left.

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