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The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Wildfires, Fire Hose, Harper

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.64.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Sarah gives an update on the LA wildfires from the road. Plus, she comes up with shabbat loopholes, helps a woman stay informed without drowning in news, and coordinates a meet cute between two gay men with a kindred hatred of semen.

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0:00.0

You can save every day by shopping at Whole Foods Market. Seriously. Don't just go for their big

0:05.8

sales. Walk the store and see the savings for yourself. In the meat department, look for yellow

0:11.3

low-price signs on Whole Foods Market, no antibiotics ever chicken breast and ground beef. Quality,

0:17.0

flavorful meats, price just right. Perfect for big dinners with plenty left over for tomorrow's lunches.

0:23.4

There are so many ways to save at Whole Foods Market.

0:26.6

Now you know.

0:29.6

Lemonada.

0:33.7

Hey.

0:37.2

Hey. everybody. Hey, I want to...

0:42.8

Hey, yeah, fuck up.

0:46.7

Hey.

0:47.7

Hey, everybody. It's your old pal Sarah. I'm on the road. I've got it cold.

0:53.7

But I'm, uh, I'm doing well. And I am frustrated and feel guilty.

1:04.0

I guess this is what Survivor's guilt is a little bit, to not be in L.A. where these raging fires are so terrifying. I was face-timing with Rory,

1:18.0

and he was showing me. It looked like it was snowing out, but it was ash. He packed up the car

1:24.4

and got the dogs ready to evacuate, but we ended up not getting called.

1:29.4

But it's funny when you think about what you need to pack.

1:32.5

We thought, well, passports, I guess, any money we have, and the dogs and their bowls and some food.

1:42.5

But when it comes down to it, all our stuff is just stuff.

1:49.4

And it's easy for me to say because I did not lose my home in this fire as of yet.

1:56.4

But I did lose some parents and I cleaned out apartments, and it's just stuff pretty much, you know.

2:05.7

Maybe some art.

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