4.7 • 23.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2024
⏱️ 130 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Yeah, I got the video I've been looking for. |
0:02.0 | Look at that. |
0:03.0 | I thought it was just a push-up video, but it turns out it's a carnage video. |
0:06.0 | What do you do? |
0:07.0 | I remember a vegan girl. |
0:09.0 | I was like, why are you fat? |
0:10.0 | It's a mystery, isn't it? |
0:14.0 | So I call and the cop picks up and we start the call and I'm a sound like the interpreter |
0:17.7 | we're about to begin and then bam. |
0:19.4 | The guy starts signing he's like, fuck you motherfucker, |
0:21.4 | fuck the police, you're fucking surveilling me're like, you're surveilling me. |
0:23.0 | I know you're surveilling me. |
0:24.0 | I'm like, oh, he's unmet. |
0:25.0 | Well, welcome. |
0:27.0 | Welcome to your mom's house. This is a reminder to all my girly's out there starting 2024 single. |
0:40.0 | What's meant for you won't pass you by and showing yourself a little love can go a long way and maybe a match on bumble. |
0:45.4 | Sometimes it can feel like there's a lot of pressure to constantly better yourself. |
0:48.8 | But just be you. Everybody's journey looks different and sometimes you just need to appreciate where you are right now. |
0:53.7 | Welcome. |
0:57.7 | French excellence. |
0:58.7 | To your mom's house. |
1:00.7 | I usually don't do this this early, but... |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tom Segura, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Tom Segura and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.