I have in my hand a binder full of desperate libs trying to figure out love and romance.

So your love guru is here.

We have a marriage and birth rate problem in this country, even for the lives.

I want them to have good fulfilling lives to be fruitful and multiply, and so I will solve their problems.

First one up.

My 29 male girlfriend, 29 female, was cuttling another man on our sofa.

What's another man doing in your house?

Get out of here. Get out of here, man, shit, I'm saying.

I found my girlfriend of nine years.

Girlfriend of nine years, well there's your problem.

You cuck.

That's why you're getting cuckled in because you're behaving like a cuckled.

And you've got you.

Okay, I found my girlfriend of nine years laying on my sofa with another man.

He's a friend of hers and he came over while I was out with my

pals. It's not even like, you know, he's the gay best friend or he is, you know, one of your friends

who's just joking or joking or no, it's just one of your friends who's just joking or

joking or no it's just one of her straight male friends who she cuddles with when you're out of the

house. That's rough buddy. I know the guy he's been over to our house a few times.

You probably a few more times than you think buddy and this has never happened in front of me.

Neither have I ever implied it was okay for him to lay with her on our sofa.

And she's testing you and your boundaries.

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