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Warning, the following podcast may contain space spheres, the shapes that fried dough can take,

Gravitron-related skull damage, and strict dip-in-dot meal plan restrictions.

All this, plus, Ashley Crystal Hirsten joins us to talk wild waves on today's podcast, The Ride.

The Ride.

Thank you. Welcome to Podcast the Ride, a theme park podcast hosted by three men who love lazy rivers so much.

They zoned out in school when learning about more productive rivers like the Mississippi or the Euphrates. My name is Mike Carlson. Joining me as always, Scott Gierdner. How productive could it have been if it didn't help anyone to relax? That's what I'm always saying that. Jason Sheridan, do you agree? I would say so. I haven't thought about the Euphrates in a while. Yeah, what a poll. I did, I wrote Euphrates last night and I was like, is this a Dennis Miller-like reference? It's not so obscure, I guess, so it's not classic Miller. He would have gone with something much more obscure, but it was still in the zone of like, oh, I'm really, like, fancy reference boy here. Yeah, it made everyone believe for a second that you knew about history, unless they've heard every other episode of this podcast. Yes, then they would

know that I only know about like X-Men history and different like historical places that

things have happened in the X-Men universe.

That's really more.

Something.

You have the ability to retain information.

We all do.

I know the history of, you know, like, various malls that I've never even been to.

Where do you know where Sail on Sailor was recorded?

Ooh, well that was on the Holland album

so they were probably, so it was probably done in

Holland. It wasn't just a name,

they did the whole record in Holland.

So Holland is the answer.

Holland is, that's pretty good. Yeah, hey, I did get it.

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