This episode of Teen Commandments may contain some swearing, so please keep your little ones away.

Hello, Claire Hamilton.

Hello, Sarah Cork.

Hello, lovely people.

Welcome to Teen Commandments, the show where we try to untangle the often fascinating brains of our teenagers.

Welcome along to another episode.

This is your main app, drops every Monday.

And then on a Wednesday you have your Your Turn, which is your excellent emails and stories so thanks in advance for all of

those and for being awesome I did a weird little thumbs up then like a little T-Rex

like a little T-Rex arms Claire what is going on are you married yet to the

to the Scottish man who lives on a tiny island?

Oh, the Scottish man. Now, can I just say, when I saw that being played on his socials, I was not expecting it.

Somebody told him that we talked about him.

Right. We talked about this Scottish man that we'd spotted on socials that you liked, beardy, muslet.

Young, how old is he?

He's actually 41.

Okay.

All right.

You know his exact age.

And we talked about him and then he filmed himself listening to the pod and posted it.

So we knew that then that he was aware of us.

Yes, of us.

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