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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Wild Horses vs. Big Grande: LIVE at UCBsunset

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Wild Horses vs. Big Grande: LIVE at UCBsunset - It's a two-team spectacle as Lauren Lapkus, Erin Whitehead, and Stephanie Allynne of Wild Horses and Dan Lippert, Ryan Rosenberg, Drew Tarver, and Jon Mackey of Big Grande join Matt Besser for a LIVE improv4humans from the UCB’s Sunset theater in Hollywood California! They'll explore what it would be like if home invaders entered a home of an old college buddy, being finalists at the Laundry Olympics, and Halloween was every day in October as they Crap on YouTube. Plus, musical guest Ivan Ives performs "California" which inspires a scene about adjusting to the chill California lifestyle. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week's episode is live from the UCB Sunset Theatre in Hollywood, California, starring

0:09.2

theatres to hottest groups, big grandein and wild horses, and featuring musical guest Ivan

0:18.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to California, sit back, sip that you are now in California,

0:33.8

sniff that relapse, where else can you lounge in morning, we back rehab, you know that

0:42.0

you really want to get back, but we laugh because we seen it all before, it's the warm

0:49.0

glow with a coke machine, the foundation of your broken dreams, but you saw you still

0:54.2

smoking them seeds that you want to move here just cause of the weed, and DO double G,

0:59.3

set up a soul to fifteen medical, you ain't letting it go, you ready to blow, ready to

1:04.0

grow, ready to pack it up, sell it, smoke it, do it some more, but now you having trouble

1:08.5

sleeping, having trouble with, having trouble with your inner demons out all night, hitting

1:14.0

the clubs, hitting the drugs, they hit back, pictures with sluts, young cause you twenty-six

1:18.4

hunkers, you want the sticks, bunkers, you gotta kid, you dumb, and it's obvious, out

1:22.6

of towners, week is always bottom cause they dress it to warm, even if it's out of, so

1:27.1

you get taken, husted and tasked, kid it got nothing but beef and green, like atkins

1:31.5

in LA, oh, you heard that was fake, but they smile all day, so the face really take that

1:36.2

shape, sit, back, sit, that you are now in California, sniff that, relapse, where else

1:44.4

can you lounge in more than we, back, rehab, you know that you really wanna get back,

1:52.0

but we, laugh cause we seen it all before, oh, so you see now, these people don't even

1:58.3

wanna win a jeans, how they fuck like a rebound, what you wanna be now, Arcada is the

2:03.1

retail, the rate is more than a team now, symbology, biology, marine style, South of the

2:09.0

Bay is two-cology, the Odyssey complete, Joshua Tree, four-nated drugs in a feet, ten

2:15.4

o'clock, lever-clock, twelve o'clock, rock, one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock,

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