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This is Confessions of Nerds. Sweet sex. Sweet. Sweet. They all just don't know what they're doing.

Laundry. They're talking about things. History Channel. Coins. Do you want another one? Yes.

The light saber penis. These people like Star Trek, don't they?

Drop it like a hot. Drop it like a hot. Natalie, what do I do?

I hope it's giddy-gitty. Okay, here we go. This is from Women's Health magazine because, you know, I've come to realize married, people are boring. I know. Or they're really juicy and they don't talk about it because... I think there's not a lot of time. If you're in pari menopause, I feel like you're just busy with your hormones. I feel like it's there's just, I feel like there's, this is the driest of all dry spells ever in people's lives.

I was hearing the story.

Oh, go up. with your hormones. I feel like it's, there's just, I feel like there's, this is the driest of all dry spells ever in people's lives.

I was hearing the story. Oh, go ahead. These, these people talking about like, I didn't know, like I know that if you like have pineapples in your house or if you have a pineapple in the door that you're a swinger, right? Purple doors too. But did you know that they're called pineapples?

Like the people?

Yeah, that they're

called pineapples? Like the people? Yeah, like they're, they're pineapples. What about the song? Pineapple. Papple, but no, but like, because someone was accusing someone of being pineapples. And I was like, sorry, I didn't know that it was like. And why is it an accusation? I think they wanted them to be pineapples.

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