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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Wild Conspiracy Theories About COVID-19 | Mark Cuban

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Trevor examines COVID-19 conspiracy theories, Lewis Black describes his life under quarantine, and Mark Cuban discusses his work with the White House on reopening the economy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.7

Now!

0:04.2

What's going on, everybody?

0:06.1

Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show.

0:09.3

I'm Trevor Noah and today is day 31 of staying inside to try and prevent the spread

0:15.6

of coronavirus.

0:16.6

Yeah, that's right.

0:18.8

For one month, I've been making the show from my apartment.

0:23.7

And I'll be honest, the only reason I haven't gone crazy is because I know that we're all

0:28.2

in this together.

0:30.0

And so, to try and say thank you for keeping me going, I decided to put together this little

0:35.8

celebration of all the good times that we've shared.

0:58.2

For a month we've had, it's been hard for everyone.

1:08.2

And I know we'll get better as time feels open.

1:20.8

We've got to do some of the things we wanted to do.

1:26.3

We've learned a lot of selves and we've had fun for you.

1:34.0

When I think about the month we've had, I think I did all those crazy things.

1:50.8

Anyway, we're still going to be spending a lot of time inside our home.

1:58.7

So, here's your quarantine tip of the day.

2:00.8

If you're homeschooling your kids and you feel stupid because you don't understand their

2:04.7

math homework, here's a little trick.

2:07.8

Make your kids teach your job to you.

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