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Today is Monday, January 6th, wild card.

Wild card.

Woo!

Wildcat. Whip, it's a run. Whip! We start in H Town where JJ Wannabear, beloved by all Texans, was back in action and on camera

more than Chrissy Teigen and John Legend and an awards show. The bills came out hot, using their trick playbook to run the billy special, a touchdown pass to quarterback Josh Allen and almost Devon, single Terry, Blue Cheese Mountains, jumping through some tables, was running through the Texans

defense like a large order of duffs through your colon. It was a tale of two halves, as Dishon, Connery Watson started moving the rock at will. Indiana, the giant Hopkins hands proved to be the eighth wonder of the world. The wild finish came down to kickers, as as Kimey Rick Flairbearn had all the Texans fans singing.

Woo! Finally, back to the camera man JJ Reddick what started out playing duke but figured out his three point stance in time for one shining moment Which he promptly ruined by farting on his brother TJ want as first reported by eSports reporter Dan Re Ravel, Texan 22, builds 19.

We go up to Foxboro where the reports of a winter storm left Patrick Chung disappointed

as there were no piles of snow on the field Saturday night.

The story of this game was Derek Henry aka Traktor Sito.

Tough to wrap up like a big burrito.

Football point view it in Cognito.

Make you surrender like you like a big barito. Football point of view at Incognito. Make use of Render Lucky or Heroito. Tractor Sito, Ryan Tannel out to Old Dumb Burdy, 72 yards to 209 yards. The student became the teacher as Psych Vrebel played mind games and played the part of Will Hunting, telling incredibly accomplished fields metal winner Bill Balochek, do you know how fucking easy this is for me? I'm sorry you can't do this. I'm sorry you're not as smart as me. Muhammad's sin nudes was thirsty but came up empty and it looks like Tom Brady won't have any reason to smash his phone this off season. If this is me, first reporting the end of the dynasty, let me just say it's been a pleasure covering it starting all the way back at the catch where a young swam and an even younger Tom Terefic were in attendance at that play Titans 20 Patriots starting in the big drew breezy where Tassam Jonah Hill made the Vikings defense look super bad Sick reference boom, he references her out of control. Kirk, Mary or Cousins exploded with Einstein's theory of quarterback play. If you play long enough, eventually you'll win a big game. Adam made his good luck Black Eyed P's for New Year's and he's got a feeling that these vikes are gonna be some good vikes. Kyle Rudolph Rudiger helped pull off off a true underdog story and Sean Puffy Combs, Patent said, I'll be missing you to the 2019 NFL season. You viked that Minnesota, has a viking shocked the states in the dome, 23, 20. Whip, whip! Pfft, whip! We finished in Philadelphia where Carson Wentz suffered a first half injury and without any of Russell Wilson's concussion-wooder, the Eagles were forced to turn to the Ageless Wonder, Josh McCoy of Monte Cristo, who had been waiting patiently 20 years to appear in a playoff game. It was Pizza Carole Day at the DK Met cafeteria. Which table you sit in that boom? As the Seahawks were able to feast on a battered angle secondary, Quentin Thomas Jefferson declared independence in Philadelphia, and the Seahawks are the first bird team to be another bird team in their own nesting grounds, as the Eagles lie in egg to finish the season. Seattle 17, Philadelphia 9. Woo! Wild card. That was an awesome week in of football. Oh my God. Why is it over? And that was an insane, insane wild card weekend. Probably I wouldn't say the best wild card weekend because I honestly just can't remember all the wild card weekend. They're all tied my head, but it was probably the most thrilling. Every game two games went into overtime. Every game was felt like it go either way. You had huge upsets. You had maybe the end of a dynasty. Maybe the end of Drew Breeze's career. And Carson Wentz got hurt. Yeah, it was a crazy weekend. I mean, getting it started with an overtime game is always an awesome way to get the ball rolling on the way. Especially the way that that game turned out. Well, yeah, so it's crazy. So we'll start with the Bill's Texans.

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