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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Wild Card Picks, Best Bets: Bills window closed? Mike likes Aaron Rodgers?

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

NBC Sports

Sports, Football, Nfl, Chris Simms Unbuttoned

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

It's a (no longer Super) Wild Card Weekend edition of the Megapicks pod! Could the 49ers upset the defending champs in Philly? The Bills have Josh Allen, but will that be enough for them in Jacksonville? Will Mike keep riding with his favorite team & his maybe-favorite QB in Pittsburgh? But first, Florio suggests a rebranding of Chris' podcast.

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0:00.0

Yo, yo, what up, homies on today's wildcard week in addition of Chris Sims on button

0:03.7

and the PFT joint megapix pod?

0:05.5

Could the 49ers upset the defending champs in Philly?

0:08.9

The bills have Josh Allen, but will that be enough for them in Jacksonville?

0:13.2

Will Mike keep riding with his favorite team and maybe his new favorite QB in Pittsburgh?

0:19.1

Huh?

0:19.6

It all starts right after this.

0:24.7

And people were really zoomed in down there.

0:27.4

I mean, they were really zoomed in and really looking like Zapruder film type of shit right there.

0:31.9

So, yeah, I mean, some of the videos I saw, it was all blown up and everything.

0:35.9

I was like, damn, they're getting all in my business right there.

0:42.1

That was last week when we were discussing the fact that during the Saturday night,

0:47.5

exclusive peacock game, putting new meaning to the term peacock.

0:52.5

Peacock, let me show you my peacock chris's zipper was open the peacock was out of the barn as they would say oh my gosh so yeah i have these runs of

1:08.2

and i think i told the story last week i don't i don think I told it on here, but my wife texted me after the first segment of the show about tuck your shirt in more. And, you know, I'm doing it, seeing it during commercial break. And of course, they're telling, hey, get ready to go over here. And I didn't zip my zipper up. So, yeah, that was pitiful. But I have these moments, and I don't know what it is.

1:30.5

Like I go through little stints or runs of for whatever reason I have a mental block about zipping my zipper, my fly.

1:40.5

I like, I get done at the urinal.

1:43.2

I button my button on my pants. I do the belt second.

1:48.7

And then I'll forget to do the zipper. And I was in a run right there of like, I'm not joking

1:53.4

you. It was probably the 10th time that week where I went out and was like, oh gosh, I got to

1:57.5

pull up my zipper. So what a freaking idiot I am. There it is. Thank you for the video evidence here. You mean, you really can't. I mean, you can see a little gap right here. But man, this just tells me people like me a lot because there really must have been focused down there. I mean, I must be a man in demand because they were like, who look at him down there.

2:18.7

Oh, whoa, wait, hold on.

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