Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. My name's Amosha.

I can't believe this is the year we can't get massages. Like it's been like a year and a half.

Oh, you mean the most stressful.

The most massage neat, necessary year in a recorded history.

Yeah, I mean, it's just like I just feel like my neck is tense. I can't. I'm like constantly like giving myself like I'm like a

Massage on on my cranium. You know my shoulders are really tense.

Do you often call your head your cranium? Is that something that you what's the base that like the base of my neck like that or the base of my head?

Is it your cranium the whole skull?

I don't know, but I just know that I need a massage.

Well, like unfortunately there's no one in your life right now that can offer you that service.

You don't have anybody nearby that could most you are not a good massage person. You all immediately start saying your thumbs hurt.

It's the worst.

Well, this is why my plan needs to get enacted. What's your plan?

It's a database of everybody who's gotten the vaccine, right?

And then you start hitting them up kind of a lot of taskrabbit for things that you need that you can't get from a non vaccinated person.

Like you write to a senior or somebody with a compromised immune system who's gotten their second dose of the vaccine.

You say, hey, I know you're not a massage therapist, but could I pay you $100 to just rub my body for an hour as best you can?

I'm not having a senior rub my body or do my errands.

Hey, listen, I know that you were recently in a nursing home, but maybe because you've been lonely the last few years since your family incarcerated you in that home, maybe you'd like to come by my house and give me your best haircut.

You know, just kind of snip at the hair. I'm not worried about it.

All right. Well, we're in the woods and we're having a good time.

I wouldn't call it a good time.

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