Wigger Forrest Gump w/ Mike Cannon

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We were blessed with the presence of Mike Cannon, who came through swinging a fat bird that he has wielded ever since becoming a prominent child athlete that opponents feared and diddler umps lusted after. Mike has since become one of the best stand up comics out there and his special, Life Begins, is all the proof you need.

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0:00.0	Let's see them fucking take this one down.
0:01.5	Let's see them take this one down.
0:02.9	Try it.
0:04.4	Dogs, the haters are hating on us, man.
0:06.1	Take my fucking stream down.
0:07.5	Dude, make me a free speech martyr.
0:09.5	Yeah, you're blowing up.
0:10.4	Now you've got to push that narrative.
0:12.1	That's it.
0:13.4	This is too much truth.
0:14.5	It's too powerful.
0:15.9	The elites do not want us getting our message out there. I knew we should have bought AR-15 specifically for this fucking reason.
0:22.3	That's what I was found to happen eventually.
0:23.6	It's the only reason we started a Patreon.
0:25.2	I was like, I need AR-15s and I need a nice hat to wear from my book tour.
0:31.1	Although, with us being gay retards, I think we need gay R-15s.
0:34.6	Stop, dude.
0:35.5	Chill.
0:37.8	Fuck, man.
0:39.7	That would be sick to be to become a free speech advocate and just make money for, I don't
0:44.8	know, you just bother people outside on video, I think.
0:47.6	That's all.
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