My wife cheated on me with the clown that I hired from my son's birthday party in my own home.

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It's humiliating enough to get cheated on by my wife, but in my own home,

with the clown that we hired for our son's birthday.

Okay, I realized the initial amusing nature of the idea,

and if it happened to anyone else, but me, I would probably laugh.

I had to use a throwaway account because this was slash is one of the most humiliating experiences

of my life. I would hate for any of my friends or family to know the true reason why my wife and

I are splitting up. My wife insisted on hiring a clown from my son's birthday despite my protest

because A, who hires clowns anymore. And B, I have a not aggressive but present fear of clowns.

I gave in to my wife because I love her, the biggest regret of my life. She was pissy at me

all day. She disappeared during the party around the same time as the clown was on break.

I'll skip the details, but I put the pieces together pretty quickly.

I'm currently sleeping in the guest house. I just need it to vent.

There's an edit with some more information. Since a few of you have been asking for details,

here they are. Okay, I'll try to keep my cool because the whole thing feels so ridiculous.

And like I said initially, it's humiliating. I had noticed they were chatting in the kitchen

right after his break. He was making her laugh, which I guess he's paid to do.

It didn't seem overly flirtatious so I went about enjoying the party only to return to the kitchen

and neither of them were there. I wandered around the party looking for my wife not too concerned

with where the clown was at at all. Anyway, I eventually found her in my study and she literally,

this is the point where I get to ridiculous, had some clown make up on her lip and cheek.

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