And the Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to another episode, Paleum G uncensored. I'm your host Julie Bauer Roth coming to you

from my office today.

It's sunny, it's total shit outside, but it's sunny. You know, I'm singing and I'm singing. That was

stupid but it is sunny outside so that is something because man Denver weather has been a real

punch in the crotch. Real punch the dick. You know? Ugh, I've hated it. It's been such a downer.

This is when Brian and I want to move so bad,

but like where do we go?

Okay, where do we go?

California, people who live in California,

how do you afford it? How? How do you afford to live there but

then also pay your taxes? Riddle me that. Florida, Florida, I'm sure there are great places in Florida, but you got to deal with hurricanes, right?

Because I'd want to be by the water.

Other East Coast areas, hurricane season. Texas, I just, I have nothing against Texas in any capacity.

I've loved all the places that I visited in Texas, but you guys, it is fucking hot there.

The summers are disgustingly hot, okay?

So Colorado, it's like, yeah, we get some snow and it sucks and sometimes you don't want to be here

But then we have sunny days all the time. It's just like always sunny.

That's why I couldn't live in Portland or like Oregon in general because the rain, so much rain or Seattle, so much rain.

Couldn't do it. We get so much sun here and it's glorious and I've been talking about the weather for two minutes like I'm old as fuck. What the hell? That's what happens like do we just start talking about the the weather news and politics on this

podcast really age myself luckily I hate to watch the news luckily I hate

politics but weather will be a recurring experience on this

podcast I'm sad to say you know it's the things we can just all connect over

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