Now administering third-eyed drops.

Greetings, my fellow sentient sacks of star dust.

It is the Michael fill up here.

I don't know why I said the

depending on your cosmological proclivity.

I guess it could be a Michael fill up.

If we're talking multiverse, neither here nor there,

at least as far as this mind meld is concerned.

But what is both here and there is,

I would say I have somewhat of a slippery pickle for you wonder dippers,

a delicious one if we're going to stretch this metaphor,

but slippery indeed.

Because I'll start by saying that I think

drawing attention to mental health awareness

could not be more important.

It is a largely beautiful phenomenon

because clearly we are collectively suffering

in really profound ways, psychologically.

As I'm sure everyone knows,

there is what I think is fair to call a suicide epidemic sweeping

through the country, particularly among more affluent,

highly educated groups that you would think in theory

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