Oh Mark. That was good. Welcome to the Unapologetic Man Podcast.

The only podcast that's all about self-improvement,

confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it. What is up, gentlemen?

Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP and that introduction got so many people pissed off.

So if you laughed because you're light-hearted and you know how to laugh, then I respect

you. But for those of you who take life way too seriously, relax guys.

It was just a fucking joke.

Jesus wouldn't even believe this.

Some of you guys take life way too seriously, you get pissed off too seriously, you're too easily

offended. And what does being offended easily say? It says that you have a big ego because you believe

that everybody should behave the way you behave.

You believe everybody should adhere to what you believe is right and wrong.

Therefore, you're creating suffering for yourself and for others.

So ease up a little bit, gentlemen,

as well as any ladies listening.

It was just a fucking joke.

In today's episode, the title was also supposed to get a little rise out of you

because I'm gonna talk about why you should fart

in front of girls now obviously

boys there's a gigantic caveat to this but straight up sometimes I'll fart in

front of girls not the fart that you heard at the beginning of the show, which hopefully my podcast editor Liam chose an extra funny one,

but a little trumpet fart, a little bleep, just to make her laugh, just to show her this all all important rule that I'm going to talk about today.

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