4.9 • 916 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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The Rice Owls have had 36 winning seasons since 1914. They once lost 18 games in a row. They have wandered from conference to conference since the death of the SWC, and despite being in a huge city that loves football, they have precious few fans. They are the only college football program to struggle so much that when JFK used them to justify going to the moon, everyone understood the reference. For decades, this picture has barely changed.
Why is football so hard at Rice? To get to the bottom of it, Alex and Richard interview two experts: Matthew Bartlett and Carter Spires of The Roost, the internet’s top destination for Rice sports news and commentary. Among other things, the group discusses:
* How a Rice game day looks
* The program’s many downs and occasional ups, like its record-setting 2008 team that won 10 games
* JFK’s famous speech that doubled as a minor dig at the team
* How Rice fits into, or sets itself apart from, the city of Houston
* Why a school that figured out baseball has never cracked football
* The difficulties of recruiting to a school that cares about school
* The school’s decision to get a bit more serious about football latey
* The best possible case for Rice football in the next 10 years
* VERDICT TIME: Stay in the AAC, drop to FCS, or stop playing football?
This is the second episode in an SZD series, “Why You’re Always Bad." For the first subscriber episode, on Kent State, scroll down in this podcast feed.
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Producer: Anthony Vito
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0:00.0 | There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. |
0:07.0 | Its hazards are hostile to us all. |
0:10.0 | Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, |
0:14.0 | and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. |
0:20.0 | But why some say the moon? |
0:23.0 | Why choose this as our goal? |
0:26.0 | And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? |
0:30.5 | Why 35 years ago? |
0:32.8 | Fly the Atlantic. |
0:34.4 | Why does Rice play Texas? |
0:36.6 | We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon. |
0:39.0 | We choose to go to the moon. |
0:47.0 | We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things. |
0:51.7 | Not because they are easy, but because they are hard. |
0:55.1 | We're coming, and we ain't back and now. |
0:56.9 | We don't need a bunch of cats in here. |
0:58.5 | Looking in the mirror. |
0:59.6 | Everybody's do your job. |
1:01.8 | You understand that? |
1:02.8 | Hey, will you shut up? |
1:03.7 | I'm bitterly disappointed with the officiating today. |
1:06.2 | Guys being dudes. |
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