Why You NEVER Get in a Rig With Phil Robertson

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Phil Robertson is NOT someone you want to get in a boat with, and Jay Stone and some corporate bigwigs have the near-drowning story to prove it. Martin and Stone talk about the perils of navigating the floodwaters during duck season. Si sports his new hat, and John-David can’t tell if we're seeing a raccoon tail or Si’s ponytail. The boys tip their hats to a group of dads who went ALL IN on getting local high school kids back on track. Stone rants about litter and road signs getting shot up. And when John-David leads the boys into a conversation about how to handle the death of a loved one, Martin and Si drop a whole lot of wisdom. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:06.7	Not three days.
0:08.7	Well, have you looked at the new duck hole?
0:11.2	Oh, yeah, I looked at it.
0:12.6	It looked good.
0:13.7	It's as pretty as a fine woman coming on your hair on the end of your bed.
0:21.3	That's the trick, to it, boy.
0:23.2	Hello, folks!
0:25.4	I'm Daniel Boone.
0:26.7	And I'm gonna make America a great again.
0:29.9	What's that?
0:30.9	I don't know.
0:33.4	We went through about three American eye shots.
0:36.8	That's it, boy.
0:38.0	Hey.
0:39.0	Can we start over that first part again?
0:41.2	Oh, that's pretty as a what?
0:43.4	As pretty as a woman coming on her hair, sitting on the end of your bed.
0:49.7	Yeah.
0:50.7	Okay, good.
0:51.7	Sit on somebody else's bed and don't be nothing.
0:53.8	But if she's sitting on the end of your bed, come her beautiful hair.
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