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Why Would They Do This? | Reading Reddit Stories

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Some of these stories give me second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment. For FREE breakfast for life go to https://hellofresh.com/freepitreddit!


0:00 Intro

3:14 I accidentally revealed my student’s paternity during a genetics lesson https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cp42eu/tifu_by_accidentally_revealing_my_students/

10:37 I told a girl she turned me gay https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/164swp7/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_she_turned_me_gay/

23:47 I drugged the bartender and ruined a wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pnr4mt/tifu_by_drugging_the_bartender_and_ruining_a/

33:03 I put stupid stuff as my Venmo memo and it was read out loud in court https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1d3m5wy/tifu_by_putting_inane_shit_as_my_venmo_memo_and/

37:38 I sat through my friends’ orgy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15xmjdd/tifu_by_sitting_through_my_friends_orgy/

48:10 I’ve been putting tampons in wrong for 10 years https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1b3o1xb/tifu_by_putting_tampons_in_wrong_for_10_years/

56:13 I showed my penis to my wife’s grandparents https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1co9cet/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_to_my_wifes_grandparents/


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WHO YOU HEAR

Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/

Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Reddit Stories.

0:02.4

I'm Shane, and today's theme is all about embarrassing stories,

0:06.8

and I'm here with two huge embarrassments, Courtney and Ian.

0:11.4

I was not prepared for that.

0:13.7

Honestly, it wasn't prepared, but fair.

0:18.8

Before we get into this, I've been told, Ian, you have something to tell us.

0:23.6

I do. Yeah. Um, so I was, I was very inspired by the roommates episode.

0:31.5

Okay.

0:32.0

There's a, but specifically one story in there that was about, deleting a balder's gate save.

0:40.3

Yes.

0:41.3

All because of what was it?

0:46.2

Oh, they ate their beans.

0:49.0

Yeah.

0:49.5

One roommate ate the other roommate's beans.

0:51.7

But they're very nice beans.

0:53.8

We've been informed.

0:55.0

What beans were they?

0:56.3

Rancho gordo beans.

0:57.8

Oh, right.

0:58.4

So I brought a surprise.

1:02.3

Do you make chili with rancho gordo beans?

1:04.6

I brought rancho gordo beans.

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