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So, Paddy, apparently we're still talking about Wiggle and Riggle.

I said Wiggle, you said Wiggle.

Mark Lohen said Wiggle.

I was outvoted, which is outrageous.

Henry, save us.

Can we make it a draw to all?

Or do you side with your chums?

I'm sorry, Laura, but I think it's Wiggle.

I think wriggle implies judgment.

It implies that someone is sort of slithering their way out of something.

And I don't think it's a pejorative idiom.

I think it just means space to move about.

Yeah.

It's just because it's like how you get a tight shoe on your foot or indeed how you get it off your foot.

So it's like wiggle.

I'm very, very, very saddened by this.

I might claim, as a friend text me this morning who'd obviously be listening to it,

I might claim that it's a Scottish thing.

She said maybe it's a Scottish thing.

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