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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week we celebrate Independence Day by singing the national anthem in the parking lot of a Giant RV and salute the boy scout troops tasked with protecting American Flags from critical race rioters.

Also, and after-school program coordinator goes off the deep end after being given racial sensitivity teaching materials, and lets his internet-poisoned, red-pilled, KEK flag fly.

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Music: Drug Church - Head-Off

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned guys and show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're the world of just going to enders all there in
0:31.2	bar and stay tuned i'm alexander edward and i'm tony boswell and we are minion death cult the world is ending um I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:37.9	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:40.1	The world is ending.
0:41.5	Nightmare scenarios that you would have scoffed at as grotesque fantasies 10 years ago
0:48.9	are now unremarkable realities.
0:53.0	And we're covering it. We're covering them. We're reporting on it.
0:57.7	I did. It made me forget the intro. So we're too busy scoff. We were, we were no longer scoffing.
1:04.6	It's too powerful, too powerful a sentiment. Uh, what's up everybody? Hey, thanks for listening.
1:09.3	Thanks for tuning in, as always.
1:14.9	Why don't you go ahead and if you're a fan of the show, if you enjoy what you're hearing, leave us a five-star rating and review on iTunes to combat the guy that called
1:20.6	me stupid.
1:22.1	Oh, yeah.
1:22.5	You can't let that happen because, listen, we're a lot of things, but we're not stupid.
1:26.7	And that's just really mean
1:28.2	and uh we need a ratio those motherfuckers man that's really rude he called me stupid and he called
1:33.8	me the ben Shapiro of the left which i don't know how that works seeing as how ben Shapiro is
1:38.8	is one of the smartest guys in media as far as I know. That's incredible.
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