LAST RESPONDERS ep.1 - Yee Haw (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Last Responders is a brand new, Patreon-only podcast from Tony Boswell covering the television show 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star in all their glory. (Listen to the "Muggle Death Cult" episode of Minion Death Cult for an example of the pure, uncut liberal cringe in store)

Subscribe to the Minion's Law Enforcement tier ($5/month) at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get instant access to the first full episode as well as weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult. And yes the audio gets better.

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0:00.0	Meet and potatoes of the show is the emergencies.
0:03.0	And right away we get our first emergency.
0:06.0	And it's a 911 call and you don't know what's happening yet.
0:11.0	Kind of a flashback to something we can all relate to here.
0:15.0	It's a business meeting.
0:18.0	It's getting catered.
0:20.0	The delivery person is trying to get the signature
0:22.9	that he's kind of being brushed off this is a bill for 2,125 and 50 cents they don't tip my man's
0:32.0	zero dollar tip this is this is the gun right this is what this is the gun we don't know This is the gun, right?
0:38.3	This is what, this is the gun.
0:39.9	We don't know this is the gun yet, but you have a feeling this is the gun.
0:42.8	This receipt's going to come back later on as the weapon.
0:46.5	Fast forward a second later.
0:48.6	They are giving a presentation in this office meeting where they're having the catering,
0:53.6	eating their sandwiches.
0:54.9	They didn't tip for.
0:56.1	Huge catering bill.
0:57.9	And one of the people talking, she just starts gashing at her arm and carving into her arm with her fork.
1:07.9	Yeah, that was really cool.
1:09.9	Yeah, that was badass.
1:11.1	How awesome,
1:12.2	how awesome were the effects?
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