Why would anyone tie their d*ck in a knot?

The Raven Effect

Tv & Film, Wrestling, Comedy, Sports, Music

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It's another week and Raven and the eenie meanies are diving into the things people care most about, like crazy things Hulk Hogan has said that may or may not be true; The many different projects of Ryan Reynolds; The Dream Team vs. "The Dream Team"; The history of hooking and hookers; Rich gets tricked by the users of Reddit while looking at sex facts; Has anyone ever tied their penis in a knot? The story of Divine Brown in ECW; Fanmail, and of course, all the usual perversions. Purchase the Blu-Ray Raven's documentary: https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/nevermore-the-raven-effectOr watch it online on Gathr: https://gathr.com/vod/ec0e2fb0/nevermore-the-raven-effectThe show now has a Facebook page, so go CHECK IT OUTFollow the guys on social mediaRaven - @theRavenEffectFeeney - @jffeeney3rdBuy yourself some Raven shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ravenOr even some Feeney shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ccwithjoefeeneyHave Raven say things that you want him to say, either for yourself or for someone you want to talk big-game shit to by going to http://www.cameo.com/ravenprime1Sign up for Patreon by going to http://www.patreon.com/TheRavenEffect it's only $5 a month! Get extra content AND watch the show!

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0:00.0	The world is a vampire.
0:03.8	The Raven Effect with pro wrestling superstar Raven.
0:07.5	A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.
0:11.0	Critics have hailed it as everything from...
0:13.0	Who's this Raven jerk?
0:14.5	And...
0:15.1	If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,
0:20.2	well, this is the show for you.
0:22.2	The spite of my rage, I'm still just a red in a cage.
0:27.6	Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates.
0:38.0	This is Raven.
0:57.0	Hello and welcome to the Raven Effect podcast. I'm your host, Raven, and my only co-host today is Feeney because you'll get this.
1:03.4	You'll never believe it, but the rich bikini is late.
1:06.2	Unbelievable.
1:06.6	Can you imagine such a thing?
1:08.4	Never happens.
1:10.2	I also like to be late. And I also like to call out of things. I don't have a real job anymore. So the only thing I can call out of is like a podcast. But when you don't see, Rich has all the excuses in the world. I don't have kids, so my excuses are limited. Now I wish I would have had children, so I'd have more excuses to call out of things, you know?
1:28.6	Or like miss a party.
1:44.2	What do you call in sec, you mean? Yeah, a call out, I guess. I don't know why. Is that not how you say it anymore? I don't know. Did you ever say it like that? Yeah, call out. I guess what? You got to call out at third. I guess we'll leave it to the audience to decide that. But yeah,
1:44.6	well, like for the third time, that's automatic termination. No, if you're called out at third base, if you're trying to steal. Yeah, but you shouldn't steal. Why would you trying to steal the base anyway? What are you going to do with a bass? Uh, tack it to the wall, like a super air.
2:01.6	But not a Rob bass.
2:03.6	Base.
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