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JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Self-improvement, Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	In the Premier League, everyone pushes their hardest to win. And now it's your turn. With their EPL fantasy challenge, Coca-Cola are giving you a chance to win big by beating the best. All you have to do is build a team based on rules set by an icon. And to help you on your way, I've got a tip to help you build your team. Make sure you keep an eye on fixtures. Who are the players up against next? Sometimes it's not about form.
0:21.7	Like there are some players that, for whatever reason, always play well against certain teams.
0:27.0	To do your research. To get involved in the EPL Fantasy Challenge, all you've got to do is grab
0:31.8	a Coke and scan the code on the pack. Just by playing, you get a chance to win Coke swag or
0:36.6	vouchers. But if you beat the icon
0:38.9	who set the rules, you could win vintage Coca-Cola jerseys, Premier League tickets, and more.
0:44.6	So go ahead and get involved. Grab a Coke, drink it in.
0:48.5	You were mad at me because I referred to your ex-girlfriend as Jolaine Maxwell.
0:52.5	I was just in a sticky situation. Like, you know but when you look back, you wish you could have handled
0:56.0	things differently.
1:15.7	Yeah. We broke up. I think, uh, the relationship kind of just ran its course. This was the night where you came back wasted and you were like, yo, I got in a fight with this kid and I was like, I'll bite your genitals off. and I see you with legs up in the air, and I swear those legs look like Zane's legs.
1:17.5	And I was like, no, my God!
1:20.7	Hit me with something to start the show.
1:22.5	He used to be out on the corner.
1:24.2	He was dealing in drugs.
1:27.3	Got himself a barber's chair and gave awesome cuts.
1:28.5	Now he's a podcaster.
1:30.7	His life he'll talk about it with us.
1:31.9	And now it's Jeff.
1:32.6	What's up everybody?
1:34.6	Welcome back to another episode of Jeff.
1:39.7	We're back, baby. And no, it is not.
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