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So, there's a heatwave in the UK.

I'm dressed like an absolute smare roll.

And I'm more pressing matters.

See, I'm punk is no longer with all the league wrestling.

Now, as ever, because I am Simon Miller,

the idiot that we all hate,

let's just take a minute to remember

that everyone we are going to discuss today

is a human being.

See, punk is a human being,

totally car is a human being,

the elite are human beings,

and more importantly than all of this,

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